"Oh, God! He is going to write about Jesus. How he was supposedly resurrected from the dead. Dude, he's dead. Leave him in the ground. Get over it!"
Hey, man, not only did he rose from the dead , many of his homeys were raised out of tombs and cruised around the city.Went to the outdoor mall. Grabbed a cup of Jewish grind. Lots of people saw them. (See Mathew 28:52-53)
"Are you telling me Jesus was a zombie?"
No, dude. he rose from the dead without the gruesome Hollywood make up. Check this out!
"...The Angel answered and said to the women,"Do not be afraid, for I know you are looking for Jesus who has been crucified.He is not here, for he has risen."
...Jesus met them and greeted them. And they came up and took hold of his feet and worshiped Him. Then Jesus said to them, " Do not be afraid, go and take my word to my brethren.."Matthew 28: 5-6,9-10
"Whoa, angels now?"
Well, they are in the book. Anyway, he didn't take a chunk out of the ladies. Not saying he wasn't hungry from being in the tomb for 3 days. But, I am sure the ladies had a granola bar or some type of lozenge in their purses to tie him over til later.
Plus, if he had that gnarly zombie look, do you think the ladies would have grabbed a hold of him?
Not only he rose from the dead, he was lifted up to heaven. (See Acts 1:9-11)
So, if I wanted to leave him in ground , I can't. He's not there. He is in heaven seated at the right hand of father God.
Jesus, the Father and the Holy spirit give each other knuckles when we do something right in their eyes. Kinda cool, huh!
So, dude,I am not over it...I'm into it! : )
Resurrection Sunday is this Sunday. He's alive. He loves you. And he won't bite you! : )
Your irritating Friend